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I don't want to be one of those people who just writes pointless information about myself that no one cares about, but it's seldom that I ever get an opportunity to do so, and even if everyone who looks at this skims over it in five seconds because they don't care about my whole life story, it is pretty fun. Anyway, I am not your average teenager, at all. I'll explain it like this-- If Leonardo Dicaprio were to venture inside of my mind, the things he would find would be so disturbing that he would probably need to enter intensive trauma therapy afterwards. Then again, I wouldn't mind if Leonardo Dicaprio were to enter my mind, or Joseph Gordon-Levitt ;). By the way, I am a rabid fan of Joseph Gordon-Levitt (how could you not be? I mean, he gets dimples when he smiles, that is so adorable). Anyway, I'm not one of those girls who is obsessed with cheerleading or popularity, I'm consumed by the compulsion to write. I love writing. I've been writing since I was, like, eight. Whenever I'm having a bad day, I always start writing and everything gets better. I have ADHD, which apparently makes me more creative than most people. Unfortunately, I'm so creative that I'm always getting awesome new ideas, and I'm never finishing the projects I start. My love for writing is so big that it kind of tends to bubble over and make me do weird things, which is why most people think that I'm insane. And I am. But I think you kind of have to be insane to be a good writer. Hmm, now, what other facts can I tell you about myself that you probably don't care about? I am a feminist, but I'm not extreme. I think that in order to fight for women, you do have to maintain some femininity, because otherwise you're just pretending to be a man. But, that's just my opinion. I am also a big fan of Ellen Page, I love all of her movies, and I have somewhat of a lesbian crush on her. But it's not nearly as big as my crush on Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Other people I am a fan of-- Christopher Nolan, Leonardo Dicaprio, Stephen King, and Drew Barrymore. People tell me I'm a comic book nerd's wet dream, because I am pretty hot (or at least people tell me so) and I love Marvel Comic Books. And video games. Another thing about me, I'm very sarcastic, and very witty. I think that French is the most beautiful language ever, and I have dreamed about going to Paris my entire life. I wish I was born with black hair, but instead I had to be given boring, mousy brown hair. Also, I wish my skin was more tan and gorgeous, like it used to be when I lived in Florida, but now that we live in the cold (not that I mind cold weather, in fact I love it), dreary part of America, my skin is a sickly, pale-ish, yellow-ish color that looks awful on me. Something interesting about me that you might want to know (or might not, but who cares? I'm telling you anyway)-- I'm a Wiccan. Yep, Wiccan. It's pretty surprising, since I was born Catholic. But I just couldn't really get into it, you know? I 'm not criticizing Christianity, in fact, one of the reasons I like Wicca is because of the fact that their morals are a lot like those of Christianity. Some Wiccans (Including myself) honor Jesus Christ, and follow his teachings. I love talking to other Wiccans, because I go to a Catholic School, and it's kind of awkward since I'm pretty much having a religion shoved down my throat. I tend to write more than I draw, even though I'm actually pretty talented at drawing. But I'm always appreciative of some beautiful art :). Time for some fun facts about me--

.I love reviews, and they make me write more, and they make me write better.

.I have a wavering self-confidence that's either super-high or super-low

.I have five dogs, but my favorite is my pug, Boo

.I need a nose job

.I once got third place in my state spelling bee

.I used to be home-schooled.

.I'm very opinionated

.My two biggest weaknesses in writing are writing sentences that are so long they're confusing, and making my characters unrealistically gorgeous. Hey, we all have our flaws, right?

.The Joker is the greatest villian of all time. But only the one played by Heath Ledger.

.My most favorite book ever is The Golden Compass. Now before you go spouting off about it being Anti-Christian, it is an amazing story, even if it is Anti-Christian, and the message isn't really about God being evil, it's about thinking for yourself and living in the moment. Besides, it's just a story. Reading it won't turn you into an Atheist.

Favorite Movies: Inception, The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Zombieland, Vampires Suck, Mean Girls, Julie and Julia, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, The Matrix Trilogy, The Mummy, Whip It, Juno, Quantum of Solace, When in Rome, X-men Origins: Wolverine

Favorite TV Shows: The Office, Ghost Adventures, A Haunting, the Haunted, Scare Tactics, The Soup, Dirty Jobs,

Favorite Books: The Luxe, Rumors, Envy, Splendor, Harry Potter Series, The Secret, The Golden Compass, The Sherlock Holmes Stories, A Christmas Carol

Favorite Music: Weezer, Lady Gaga, Hans Zimmer, Bikini Kill, The Smashing Pumpkins

Favorite Quotes: In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead.- Dwight Schrute,

The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me... for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.- Dwight Schrute,

I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors... in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.- Creed

All religions must be tolerated... for... every man must get to heaven his own way. ~Frederick the Great

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. ~Seneca the Younger

People who rely most on God rely least on themselves. ~Lemuel K. Washburn

Sunday school: a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. ~H.L. Mencken

In general, the churches, visited by me often on weekdays... bore for me the same relation to God that billboards did to Coca-Cola; they promoted thirst without quenching it. ~John Updike

Christian fundamentalism: the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life. ~Andrew Lias

One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured. ~Author Unknown

Cobb: [notices that he's being followed] That price on my head, was that dead or alive?
Eames: Not sure. See if he starts shooting at you.

There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein. ~Walter Wellesley "Red" Smith

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. ~Ray Bradbury

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow

I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions. ~James Michener

Being an author is like being in charge of your own personal insane asylum. ~Graycie Harmon

Current Residence: Uranus
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Favourite genre of music: Movie soundtracks and Riot Grrrl